I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Laura

Early 20s.
Nursing student.
Music student.
Melbourne.
Traveller.

Round The Twist

—Round The Twist

mmirallegross:

Australians - Just Listen

cuddlemeupnarry:

just watch it, pretty sure every australian knows this ad

suckmylarry:

Only in Australia

AFL players performing ‘One Thing’ on the Footy Show Grand Final Show 2012

emilymmize:

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

OH THAT WAS GOLD

DAMN! need some Neosporin for that BURN?

(Source: fyeahhousewifeswag, via onefitmodel)