I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Laura.

Professional student.

Traveller.

I sing sometimes.

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001.

There’s a place way down in Bed Stuy
Where a boy lives behind bricks
He’s got an eye for girls who’re 18
And he turns them out like tricks
I went down to a place in Bed Stuy
A little liquor on my lips
I let him climb inside my body
And held him captive in my kiss
And there’s a storm you’re starting now
And there’s a storm you’re starting now
And there’s a storm you’re starting
I’m a wanderess
I’m a one night stand
Don’t belong to no city, don’t belong to no man

tom-dethonge:

"He’s also just at the age where he’s starting to understand dick jokes. There was a commercial the other day that said:’collect all the balls’. He started giggling and pointing at the TV and turning to me like ‘eh? Get it? Balls?!’. That was my proudest moment as a father. I felt the torch had been passed." - Mark Hoppus

tom-dethonge:

"He’s also just at the age where he’s starting to understand dick jokes. There was a commercial the other day that said:’collect all the balls’. He started giggling and pointing at the TV and turning to me like ‘eh? Get it? Balls?!’. That was my proudest moment as a father. I felt the torch had been passed." - Mark Hoppus

(Source: hotter-touch-a-better-fuck, via holysmokesitsboo)

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

(via funnybro)